{"id":7799,"date":"2023-09-25T10:36:59","date_gmt":"2023-09-25T07:36:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/?p=7799"},"modified":"2023-09-25T10:38:06","modified_gmt":"2023-09-25T07:38:06","slug":"regele-e-n-haine-de-gala-regina-e-n-haine-de-goala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/2023\/09\/25\/regele-e-n-haine-de-gala-regina-e-n-haine-de-goala\/","title":{"rendered":"Regele e în haine de gal\u0103, regina e în haine de goal\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00cenainte de a face poza de sus am stat acolo c\u00e2teva minute, curios s\u0103 v\u0103d reac\u021bia oamenilor:
\nVine cineva, un pieton cu inteligen\u021b\u0103 medie, \u0219i atinge palma aceea.
\n\u0218i se aprinde mesajul \u0103la cu \u201cAp\u0103sa\u021bi butonul\u201d.
\nDup\u0103 care displayul se stinge.
\nOmul st\u0103 pu\u021bin, vede c\u0103 nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 nimic, e \u0219i normal s\u0103 nu se \u00eent\u00e2mple pentru c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 treac\u0103 un timp p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd semaforul \u0103la se face verde, dar vede \u0219i c\u0103 s-a stins displayul.
\nA\u0219a c\u0103 va crede c\u0103 nu a f\u0103cut ceva bine \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 caute butonul.
\nDar acolo nu exist\u0103 nici un buton.
\n\u00cencearc\u0103 s\u0103 apese  de c\u00e2teva ori pe plasticul acela ro\u0219u, apas\u0103 \u0219i pe palma aia desenat\u0103 acolo, \u0219i pentru c\u0103 tot nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 nimic \u00eei d\u0103 un pumn la cutia aceea galben\u0103.
\n\u0218i \u00een final, fie trece pe ro\u0219u, fie c\u0103 semaforul se \u00eenverze\u0219te de ciud\u0103 \u0219i pietonul trece pe verde.<\/p>\n

Nu \u0219tiu cine este de vin\u0103, probabil codul genetic al celor care nu sunt \u00een stare s\u0103 fac\u0103 nici m\u0103car lucruri at\u00e2t de simple.
\nDe aceea avem dispozitive f\u0103r\u0103 buton pe care scrie \u201cApas\u0103 butonul\u201d, de aceea avem trotuare pe care au fost amenajate piste de biciclete, defavoriz\u00e2nd circula\u021bia pietonilor, \u00een loc s\u0103 defavorizeze circula\u021bia auto, pentru c\u0103 asta este menirea pistelor de biciclete, de aceea avem pe spa\u021biul public toalete publice \u00eenchise cu lac\u0103tul, de aceea o lucrare \u00een Rom\u00e2nia dureaz\u0103 de zeci de ori mai mult dec\u00e2t una f\u0103cut\u0103 \u00een vecini.
\nPentru c\u0103 permitem unor cretini s\u0103 fac\u0103 o facultate \u0219i \u00eei angaj\u0103m la stat pe o leaf\u0103 incredibil de mare, \u00een loc s\u0103-i intern\u0103m undeva unde s\u0103 stea \u00eenchi\u0219i, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 nu-\u0219i fac\u0103 r\u0103u nici lor, nici celor din jur.<\/p>\n

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Ceea ce \u0219tiu este c\u0103 dac\u0103 a\u0219 fi \u0219tiut s\u0103-i explic c\u0103\u021belu\u0219ei mele, pe limba ei, ce trebuie s\u0103 fac\u0103, nu ar fi f\u0103cut a\u0219a o gre\u0219eal\u0103.<\/p>\n

Dar pot s\u0103 v\u0103 dau solu\u021bia pentru a remedia situa\u021bia \u00eenc\u0103 ast\u0103zi:
\nS\u0103 trimit\u0103 cineva acolo un b\u0103iat, nu trebuie s\u0103 aib\u0103 o facultate \u0219i un masterat, cum are \u0103la care a f\u0103cut textul \u0103la, ideal ar fi s\u0103 fie trimis un electrician, c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia au \u00een dotare \u0219urubelni\u021be.
\nSunt acolo 4 \u0219uruburi care trebuie desf\u0103cute.
\nDup\u0103 ce se scoate capacul \u0103la galben sub el va g\u0103si o masc\u0103, o bucat\u0103 de film transparent pe care, dac\u0103 te ui\u021bi la el \u00een lumin\u0103, scrie \u201cAP\u0102SA\u021aI BUTONUL\u201d.
\nS\u0103 ia filmul \u0103la \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eel duc\u0103 undeva, \u00eentr-un birou la prim\u0103rie unde exist\u0103 un calculator \u0219i o imprimant\u0103.
\n\u0218i s\u0103 o roage pe doamna de acolo s\u0103-i listeze pe o folie transparent\u0103 c\u00e2teva zeci de chestii din alea, de aceea\u0219i dimensiune, dar pe care s\u0103 scrie \u201cA\u0218TEPTA\u021aI CULOAREA VERDE\u201d.
\nCu fonturi f\u0103r\u0103 serife \u0219i c\u00e2t mai mari.<\/p>\n

\u0218i c\u00e2nd a realizat chestia asta, adic\u0103 peste vreo 15 minute, s\u0103 ia tot bulevardul Gheorghe Laz\u0103r de la un cap la altul, s\u0103 verifice toate butoanele alea \u0219i dac\u0103 este cazul s\u0103 le schimbe masca aia gre\u0219it\u0103.<\/p>\n

Apropo, a\u021bi reu\u0219it s\u0103 amenaja\u021bi acel mic atelier de repara\u021bii \u0219i \u00eentre\u021binere<\/a>?<\/p>\n

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\u00cenainte de a face poza de sus am stat acolo c\u00e2teva minute, curios s\u0103 v\u0103d reac\u021bia oamenilor: Vine cineva, un pieton cu inteligen\u021b\u0103 medie, \u0219i atinge palma aceea. \u0218i se aprinde mesajul \u0103la cu \u201cAp\u0103sa\u021bi butonul\u201d. Dup\u0103 care displayul se stinge. Omul st\u0103 pu\u021bin, vede c\u0103 nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 nimic, e \u0219i normal s\u0103 nu […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7801,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7799"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7802,"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7799\/revisions\/7802"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}