{"id":6017,"date":"2020-02-21T15:49:00","date_gmt":"2020-02-21T12:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/?p=6017"},"modified":"2020-04-25T15:49:28","modified_gmt":"2020-04-25T12:49:28","slug":"puppy-wash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/2020\/02\/21\/puppy-wash\/","title":{"rendered":"Puppy Wash"},"content":{"rendered":"

Anton Kovacs<\/font><\/p>\n

V\u0103 plac c\u0103\u021beii din rasa Golden Retriever?<\/font><\/p>\n

Sau Labrador?<\/font><\/p>\n

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Tuturor ne plac.<\/font><\/p>\n

C\u0103\u021beii \u0103\u0219tia au \u00eens\u0103 o caracteristic\u0103 interesant\u0103: le place s\u0103 fac\u0103 baie.<\/font><\/p>\n

In noroi, dac\u0103 se poate.<\/font><\/p>\n

Unii spun c\u0103 fac asta pentru c\u0103 au \u00een codul genetic o instruc\u021biune care \u00eei face s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 e bine s\u0103 se t\u0103v\u0103leasc\u0103 \u00een noroi pentru a se camufla, ca solda\u021bii. Al\u021bii spun c\u0103 o fac din plictiseal\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 dac\u0103 fac din astea ar fi bine s\u0103 v\u0103 juca\u021bi mai mult cu ei, s\u0103-i plimba\u021bi mai mult ca s\u0103 vad\u0103 locuri noi sau s\u0103 le da\u021bi o ocupa\u021bie oarecare.<\/font><\/p>\n

Imagina\u021bi-v\u0103 c\u0103 v\u0103 plimba\u021bi \u00eempreun\u0103 cu prietenul dumneavoastr\u0103 prin P\u0103duricea din Calea Girocului. Care e cum e, dup\u0103 ploaie mai sunt acolo b\u0103l\u021bi, la una din marginile parcului au mai ajutat \u0219i ma\u0219inile\u2026<\/font><\/p>\n

\u0218i c\u0103\u021belul dumneavoastr\u0103 se arunc\u0103 \u00een prima balt\u0103 cu noroi, dup\u0103 care se t\u0103v\u0103le\u0219te \u00een ea.<\/font><\/p>\n

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Rezultatul este c\u0103 v\u0103 trezi\u021bi cu un dul\u0103u \u00een greutate de 30-40 de Kg, plin de noroi, pe care trebuie s\u0103-l duce\u021bi cumva acas\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-l sp\u0103la\u021bi \u00eenainte de a-l l\u0103sa s\u0103 se ating\u0103 de podele, de mobil\u0103 sau de pere\u021bii apartamentului imaculat \u00een care locui\u021bi.<\/font><\/p>\n

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Poate fi \u0219i mai r\u0103u.<\/font><\/p>\n

C\u00e2inilor le plac mirosurile.<\/font><\/p>\n

E ceva comun, \u0219i, la fel ca \u00een legile lui Murphy, se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u00eentotdeauna imediat dup\u0103 ce i-a\u021bi f\u0103cut baie: c\u0103\u021belul g\u0103se\u0219te ceva frumos mirositor, o broasc\u0103 sau un \u0219obolan mort, sau un c\u0103cat de copil, \u0219i se t\u0103v\u0103le\u0219te \u00een el. Se zice c\u0103 fac asta din cauz\u0103 c\u0103 le-ar trebui ceva mai mult azot \u0219i c\u0103 trece dac\u0103-i da\u021bi c\u0103\u021belului da\u021bi ni\u0219te carne pu\u021bin fezandat\u0103 (adic\u0103 \u00eempu\u021bit\u0103 dup\u0103 2-3 zile de stat afar\u0103 din frigider). O s\u0103-i plac\u0103. <\/font><\/p>\n

M\u0103 plimbam \u00eempreun\u0103 cu Alice \u0219i Aisha \u0219i, \u00een timp ce cur\u0103\u021bam dup\u0103 una din ele, cealalt\u0103 a descoperit o pas\u0103re moart\u0103, o cioar\u0103 aproape lichefiat\u0103, \u0219i s-a t\u0103v\u0103lit prin ea, s\u0103 se parfumeze.<\/font><\/p>\n

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P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 pot interveni c\u0103\u021beaua ar\u0103ta ca scoas\u0103 dintr-un film horror cu extratere\u0219tri, pe tot spatele era acoperit\u0103 cu o m\u00e2zg\u0103, ca ni\u0219te muci, care se scurgea \u00eencet de pe ea \u0219i pu\u021bea de se uita tot parcul \u00een direc\u021bia noastr\u0103, femeile se \u00eendep\u0103rtau speriate cu groaza \u00een priviri, copii urlau.<\/font><\/p>\n

Am tras-o de acolo dar p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 o prind pe cea de-a doua c\u0103\u021bea care dorea \u0219i ea s\u0103 mearg\u0103 s\u0103 se parfumeze \u00een porc\u0103ria aia asta, prima, s-a dus \u0219i s-a mai t\u0103v\u0103lit \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103, acoperind \u0219i p\u0103r\u021bile care r\u0103m\u0103seser\u0103 curate.<\/font><\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd p\u0103\u021be\u0219ti o chestie din asta te apuc\u0103 a\u0219a, o disperare de nedescris. Nici nu \u0219tii pe moment ce s\u0103 faci.<\/font><\/p>\n

Nu po\u021bi s\u0103 iei c\u00e2inele \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 pentru c\u0103 te murd\u0103re\u0219ti \u0219i te \u00eempu\u021bi \u0219i tu. Nu po\u021bi s\u0103-i dai drumul nici m\u0103car s\u0103 intre \u00een cas\u0103 pentru c\u0103 dup\u0103 aceea trebuie s\u0103 arunci toate lucrurile de care s-a atins, fie c\u0103 vorbim de mobile sau de covoare. S\u0103-l la\u0219i acolo nu se pune problema, dar chiar dac\u0103-l la\u0219i vine dup\u0103 tine. Te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 arunci lesa care s-a atins \u0219i ea de porc\u0103ria aia.<\/font><\/p>\n

Solu\u021bia a fost s\u0103 \u00eemi trag pe m\u00e2ini dou\u0103 pungi, \u00eentotdeauna am \u00eentr-un buzunar c\u00e2teva pungi, mici, mari, cum se nimere\u0219te, \u0219i, cu m\u00e2inile \u00eentinse \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 \u021bineam c\u0103\u021beaua \u00eempu\u021bit\u0103 \u0219i plin\u0103 de materia aceea \u00een putrefac\u021bie \u00een care colc\u0103iau viermi\u0219ori albi, ca pe o tav\u0103, iar odat\u0103 ajuns \u00een cas\u0103 am strigat la nevast\u0103-mea s\u0103 deschid\u0103 u\u0219ile \u00een fa\u021ba mea \u0219i am aruncat c\u0103\u021beaua \u00een van\u0103. Dup\u0103 ce am sp\u0103lat-o de c\u00e2teva ori am consumat o cutie de Ariel \u0219i o sticl\u0103 de spirt Mona ca s\u0103 o sp\u0103l \u0219i pe van\u0103. Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 a fost numai o iluzie dar timp de o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 am sim\u021bit miros de cadavru, cu toate c\u0103 mi-am sp\u0103lat \u0219i n\u0103rile cu alcool sanitar.<\/font><\/p>\n

Baia unui c\u0103\u021bel, chiar \u0219i mic ca ale mele, e o problem\u0103 \u00een sine.<\/font><\/p>\n

In momentul c\u00e2nd a sc\u0103pat din van\u0103, sau din m\u00e2inile celui care l-a \u00eemb\u0103iat, primul lucru pe care \u00eel face orice c\u00e2ine este s\u0103 se scuture, stropindu-l \u0219i pe st\u0103p\u00e2n \u0219i toat\u0103 baia.<\/font><\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 aceea fuge prin toat\u0103 locuin\u021ba \u0219i se freac\u0103 de orice suprafa\u021b\u0103 textil\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219te, de cuverturile de pe paturi \u0219i fotolii, sau de covoare, ud\u00e2ndu-le pe toate.<\/font><\/p>\n

Pentru a evita chestia asta \u00eentotdeauna c\u00e2nd \u00eemi sp\u0103l c\u0103\u021beii so\u021bia mea str\u00e2nge cuverturile \u0219i orice suprafa\u021b\u0103 textil\u0103 este acoperit\u0103 cu prosoape. Abia dup\u0103 ce am terminat cu baia \u0219i toat\u0103 lumea e uscat\u0103 se reface tot aranjamentul.<\/font><\/p>\n

O alt\u0103 problem\u0103 este c\u0103 acas\u0103 nici nu prea avem utilajele necesare pentru a sp\u0103la ca lumea ni\u0219te c\u0103\u021bei, dup\u0103 ce l-ai \u0219amponat pe c\u00e2ine trebuie s\u0103-l cl\u0103te\u0219ti ca lumea, ca s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 urme de \u0219ampon pe el. Imagina\u021bi-v\u0103 cum v-a\u021bi sim\u021bi dumneavoastr\u0103 dac\u0103 v-ar r\u0103m\u00e2ne s\u0103pun pe cap dup\u0103 ce v\u0103 sp\u0103la\u021bi p\u0103rul.<\/font><\/p>\n

Ca s\u0103 cl\u0103te\u0219ti ca lumea un c\u00e2ine dup\u0103 baie ar trebui s\u0103 dispui de un du\u0219 cu jet puternic, ceea ce nu prea avem acas\u0103.<\/font><\/p>\n

Si cu uscatul e o problem\u0103, usc\u0103toarele astea pe care le avem sunt ni\u0219te juc\u0103rii iar unele rase de c\u00e2ini au blan\u0103 lung\u0103 \u0219i deas\u0103, care se usuc\u0103 pu\u021bin mai greu.<\/font><\/p>\n

O alt\u0103 solu\u021bie ar fi s\u0103 duci c\u0103\u021belul la cineva care preseaz\u0103 astfel de servicii, dar acolo este nevoie de programare, nu po\u021bi s\u0103 a\u0219tep\u021bi o zi-dou\u0103-trei cu c\u0103\u021belul uns tot cu rahat p\u00e2n\u0103 are omul \u0103la o gaur\u0103 \u00een program.<\/font><\/p>\n

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Din fericire cineva a g\u0103sit solu\u021bia pentru a rezolva toate problemele astea.<\/font><\/p>\n

Facem o cabin\u0103 care dispune de o c\u0103di\u021b\u0103, de un du\u0219 cu jet puternic, de un usc\u0103tor profesional, \u0219ampoane, solu\u021bii de deparazitare, parfumuri, balsam s\u0103 fie c\u0103\u021belul moale ca unul de plu\u0219 \u0219i tot ce mai trebuie.<\/font><\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 toate \u0219ampoanele, balsamurile, curentul \u0219i sculele astea trebuie pl\u0103tite de c\u0103tre cineva mai ad\u0103ug\u0103m \u0219i un sistem de \u00eencasare \u0219i astfel ob\u021binem un fel de sp\u0103latorie pentru c\u0103\u021bei.<\/font><\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103 o persoan\u0103 care s\u0103 lucreze acolo ar necesita salariu, contribu\u021bii sa s\u0103n\u0103tate, pensie \u0219i c\u00e2te \u0219i mai c\u00e2te, ceea ce ar duce la un pre\u021b mult prea mare pentru spalatul c\u0103\u021belului, mai ales c\u0103 nu to\u021bi st\u0103p\u00e2nii de c\u00e2ini sunt boga\u021bi, elimin\u0103m personalul, r\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2nd ca manopera s\u0103 fie prestat\u0103 chiar de st\u0103p\u00e2n.<\/font><\/p>\n

E cam la fel cu sp\u0103l\u0103toriile alea pe care le vedem \u00een filmele americane, \u201ccoin laundry\u201d, \u00een care oamenii merg, \u00ee\u0219i dau jos pantalonii \u0219i \u00eei bag\u0103 \u00een ma\u0219ina de sp\u0103lat, bag\u0103 \u0219i un ban \u0219i a\u0219teapt\u0103 \u00een chilo\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd pantalonii sunt sp\u0103la\u021bi.<\/font><\/p>\n

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Si \u00een final amplasam toat\u0103 sp\u0103l\u0103toria asta de c\u0103\u021bei \u00eentr-un loc unde sunt mul\u021bi c\u0103\u021bei, de exemplu pe strada Lidia, la col\u021bul P\u0103duricii, c\u0103 tot povesteam de zona aceea.<\/font><\/p>\n

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Se cheam\u0103 Puppy Wash, iar dac\u0103 vre\u021bi s\u0103-i scrie\u021bi adresa este strada Mare\u0219al Constantin Prezan nr. 114. <\/font><\/p>\n

Mai e una \u0219i la Dumbr\u0103vi\u021ba, pe strada Kos Karoly, nr. 16A.<\/font><\/p>\n

Si ca nimeni s\u0103 nu se supere, pute\u021bi s\u0103 sp\u0103la\u021bi acolo \u0219i pisicile, c\u0103 \u0219i ele trebuie sp\u0103late.<\/font><\/p>\n

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S\u0103 rezum\u0103m:<\/font><\/p>\n

S-a murd\u0103rit c\u0103\u021belul, fie c\u0103 s-a t\u0103v\u0103lit prin noroi sau \u00een altceva, sau pur \u0219i simplu e vremea s\u0103 fie sp\u0103lat.<\/font><\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 ce l-am plimbat, \u00een drum spre cas\u0103 travers\u0103m p\u00e2n\u0103 la cutia aia care e amplasat\u0103 \u00een locul marcat cu ro\u0219u de pe harta de mai jos, vis-a-vis de sta\u021bia de troleibuz.<\/font><\/p>\n

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Intr\u0103m, ne alegem ce servicii vrem s\u0103 folosim, alegem \u0219i dac\u0103 vrem s\u0103 dezinfect\u0103m vana, c\u0103 poate \u00eenaintea dumneavoastr\u0103 am fost eu cu c\u0103\u021baua care s-a t\u0103v\u0103lit prin cadavre, alegem \u0219i c\u00e2t vrem s\u0103 st\u0103m, \u00een func\u021bie de asta \u0219i pl\u0103tim (minim 10 lei). <\/font><\/p>\n

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B\u0103g\u0103m c\u0103\u021belul \u00een c\u0103di\u021ba aia cu pere\u021bi rabatabili \u0219i ne facem treaba, \u00eel \u0219ampon\u0103m, \u00eel deparazit\u0103m, \u00eel d\u0103m cu balsam, \u00eel sp\u0103l\u0103m \u0219i \u00eel usc\u0103m.<\/font><\/p>\n

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Dup\u0103 care, cu un c\u0103\u021bel curat \u0219i mirosind ca un vis de prim\u0103var\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd se t\u0103v\u0103le\u0219te din nou \u00eentr-un rahat sau \u00eentr-o balt\u0103, ne continu\u0103m drumul spre cas\u0103.<\/font><\/p>\n

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Anton Kovacs V\u0103 plac c\u0103\u021beii din rasa Golden Retriever? Sau Labrador? Tuturor ne plac. C\u0103\u021beii \u0103\u0219tia au \u00eens\u0103 o caracteristic\u0103 interesant\u0103: le place s\u0103 fac\u0103 baie. In noroi, dac\u0103 se poate. Unii spun c\u0103 fac asta pentru c\u0103 au \u00een codul genetic o instruc\u021biune care \u00eei face s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 e bine s\u0103 se t\u0103v\u0103leasc\u0103 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6017","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6017","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6017"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6017\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6018,"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6017\/revisions\/6018"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}