{"id":2738,"date":"2016-07-03T17:38:54","date_gmt":"2016-07-03T14:38:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/?p=2738"},"modified":"2016-07-03T17:38:54","modified_gmt":"2016-07-03T14:38:54","slug":"reguli-obligatorii-de-comportare-n-parcurile-din-timisoara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/2016\/07\/03\/reguli-obligatorii-de-comportare-n-parcurile-din-timisoara\/","title":{"rendered":"Reguli obligatorii de comportare &icirc;n parcurile din Timi\u0219oara"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"right\">Anton Kovacs<\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\"><\/font><\/p>\n<h6 align=\"justify\">1. Femeile<\/h6>\n<p align=\"justify\"><font face=\"Arial\"><br \/>Dac\u0103 st\u0103 pe banc\u0103 sau se plimb\u0103 cu copilul, pentru o femeie modern\u0103 este obligatoriu s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 la telefon. Tare, pentru c\u0103 vizitatorii parcurilor sunt de obicei persoane curioase.<br \/>Telefonul trebuie neap\u0103rat s\u0103 fie Samsung sau iPhone, cu diagonala minim\u0103 de 4.5&#8243;<br \/>Pachetul cu semin\u021be este \u0219i el o dotare obligatorie pentru o femeie modern\u0103..<br \/>Cojile de semin\u021be vor fi adunate pe revista &#8220;Formula AS&#8221; din dotare, iar la plecarea de pe banc\u0103 vor fi aruncate sub banca.<br \/>Doamnele mai emancipate pot \u00eenlocui semin\u021bele cu 1-2 pungi cu chips-uri. In aceast\u0103 situa\u021bie, sub banc\u0103 \u00een locul cojilor de semin\u021be vor fi aruncate pungile goale de la chipsuri.<\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/1.jpg\"><font face=\"Arial\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"339\" title=\"1\" style=\"display: inline; background-image: none;\" alt=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/1_thumb.jpg\" border=\"0\"><\/font><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><font face=\"Arial\"><\/font><\/p>\n<h6 align=\"justify\">2. Copii.<\/h6>\n<p align=\"justify\"><font face=\"Arial\"><br \/>Dac\u0103 vizitatorul parcului este feti\u021b\u0103 aceasta va fi dotat\u0103 obligatoriu cu un c\u0103rucior de juc\u0103rie \u00een care \u00ee\u0219i plimb\u0103 p\u0103pu\u0219ile la 1-2 m \u00een fa\u021ba mamei care \u00ee\u0219i plimb\u0103 bebelu\u0219ii.<br \/>Copilul v\u0103 fi \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd vede un c\u00e2ine, indiferent de dimensiunea acestuia, trebuie s\u0103 urle ca un descreierat \u0219i c\u0103 to\u021bi c\u00e2inii sunt murdari, plini de microbi \u0219i au pureci, p\u0103duchi, plo\u0219ni\u021be \u0219i viermi. Dac\u0103 totu\u0219i se apropie de c\u00e2ini copilul va fi \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat c\u0103 este obligatoriu s\u0103-i trag\u0103 de coad\u0103 sau s\u0103-i plezneasc\u0103 cu nuiaua.<br \/>Totodat\u0103 vor fi \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba\u021bi s\u0103 arunce cu bulg\u0103ri de p\u0103m\u00e2nt dup\u0103 p\u0103sari. Celelalte anim\u0103lu\u021be, de exemplu aricii, vor fi omor\u00e2te cu parul.<\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Anxiety-or-Aggression-Why-Anxiety-in-Kids-Might-Look-Angry.jpg\"><font face=\"Arial\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"399\" title=\"Angry little boy, holding sword, glaring with a mad face at the camera\" style=\"display: inline; background-image: none;\" alt=\"Angry little boy, holding sword, glaring with a mad face at the camera\" src=\"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Anxiety-or-Aggression-Why-Anxiety-in-Kids-Might-Look-Angry._thumb.jpg\" border=\"0\"><\/font><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><font face=\"Arial\"><\/font><\/p>\n<h6 align=\"justify\">3. B\u0103rba\u021bii<\/h6>\n<p align=\"justify\"><font face=\"Arial\"><br \/>Vor fi dota\u021bi obligatoriu cu un marsupiu \u00een care plimb\u0103 un copil. Dac\u0103 nu au copil, pentru antrenament, vor plimba o p\u0103pu\u0219\u0103 mare. Pentru a nu fi acuza\u021bi de agresiune sexual\u0103 b\u0103rba\u021bii nu se vor uita spre femei sau \u00een direc\u021bia copiilor ci privirea lor va fi \u00eendreptat\u0103 \u00een sus la aproximativ 15 grade \u0219i va fi u\u0219or &#8220;pierdut\u0103&#8221;, cam ca privirea cuiva care a fumat florile de pe gardul bisericii din apropiere. Dac\u0103 sunt \u00eenso\u021bi\u021bi de so\u021bie\/partener\u0103 civil\u0103 pe fa\u021ba b\u0103rba\u021bilor este indicat s\u0103 existe un z\u00e2mbet asem\u0103n\u0103tor cu cel generat de o caren\u021b\u0103 grav\u0103 de iod.<\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/boba_4g-carrier-dusk_1.jpg\"><font face=\"Arial\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" title=\"boba_4g-carrier-dusk_1\" style=\"display: inline; background-image: none;\" alt=\"boba_4g-carrier-dusk_1\" src=\"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/boba_4g-carrier-dusk_1_thumb.jpg\" border=\"0\"><\/font><\/a><br \/><font face=\"Arial\"><\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><font face=\"Arial\">4. Dac\u0103 vede\u021bi \u00een parc o persoan\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 smartphone \u0219i a c\u0103rei pantofi nu au nici un accesoriu auriu goni\u021bi-o, este un s\u0103rac \u0219i &#8220;noi nu toler\u0103m a\u0219a ceva \u00een acest ora\u0219&#8221;.<\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><font face=\"Arial\">5. Dac\u0103 vede\u021bi o persoan\u0103 plimb\u00e2ndu-\u0219i c\u0103\u021belul nu lua\u021bi nici o m\u0103sur\u0103 singuri, este vorba despre o persoan\u0103 foarte periculoas\u0103 \u0219i de aceea este nevoie de interven\u021bia speciali\u0219tilor special antrena\u021bi pentru acest gen de situa\u021biii.<br \/>Anun\u021ba\u021bi de urgen\u021b\u0103 un poli\u021bist local sau suna\u021bi imediat la 112.<\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Clipboard01.jpg\"><font face=\"Arial\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"648\" title=\"Clipboard01\" style=\"display: inline; background-image: none;\" alt=\"Clipboard01\" src=\"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Clipboard01_thumb.jpg\" border=\"0\"><\/font><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anton Kovacs 1. Femeile Dac\u0103 st\u0103 pe banc\u0103 sau se plimb\u0103 cu copilul, pentru o femeie modern\u0103 este obligatoriu s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 la telefon. Tare, pentru c\u0103 vizitatorii parcurilor sunt de obicei persoane curioase.Telefonul trebuie neap\u0103rat s\u0103 fie Samsung sau iPhone, cu diagonala minim\u0103 de 4.5&#8243;Pachetul cu semin\u021be este \u0219i el o dotare obligatorie pentru o [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2738"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2738\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2739,"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2738\/revisions\/2739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infokam.eu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}